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Happy Families
Just after the war, 1947 I think it was, my father was arrested trying to place a bet for his then future father-in-law. Clutching a filthy little tanner in his filthy little hands (cos he was one of...
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1066 and All That
LATE RESULT: England - 0 vrs 1 - Normandy Strauss-Khan AET ATT: 59,501 By John Moatson in Hastings 14th October 1066 Here this evening the English suffered yet another in a long line of...
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Goodbye-eee
According to the BBC, when I was born I was the 3,290,008,752nd person alive on earth. I dunno how they know this, but they know this. I’m pretty sure I wasn’t the only one to be born on that...
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What Would Mr Yeatman Do ?
Church of England in crisis talks over resignations at St Paul’s Cathedral. BREAKING NEWS: Mr Yeatman has come out in favour of taxing bank transactions.
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Horse Feathers
Whenever I have thought about getting a pet for myself and the incumbent Mrs B, a gee gee has never really sprung to mind. I know they’re lovely animals and all that, but you could never sit on the...
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It’s Tin Hat Time
Just a couple of items raised a monobrow today. I notice my beloved Blackheath is to receive some help from a terrorist attack. Which is nice. BBC: London 2012: Olympics missile sites considered for...
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Who Do You think You’re Kidding?
Things are definitely changing around here, and some of them not for the best. I took off this morning on another one of what my doctor, Mr Lansley, calls “life-extending promenades” this morning. I...
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Get Out !
From stuff.co.nz By RACHEL OLDING His organisation is in the midst of yet another internet sex scandal but the Chief of Army, Lieutenant-General David Morrison, has emerged as the unlikely poster boy...
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